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Total Medals Earned: 67 (From 22 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,240 Points

Alkie Kong 2

Worship the Mighty Unlocked 4/18/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Listener Unlocked 4/18/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

B: THE GAME

reBirth Unlocked 8/15/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
king of the portal 100 Points STRAWBERRY CLOCK IS KING.
Clockcraft Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
suicide Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 3/6/10
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Medication Unlocked 4/30/09
10 Points
Drink the mystery potion.
UberPWNT Unlocked 4/30/09
50 Points
Shut down the UberBot.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 6/14 (80/415 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/18/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/18/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/18/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/13 (100/155 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
The Girl Unlocked 4/30/09
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
Fast Smash Unlocked 4/30/09
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Backstory 10 Points Discover the backstory.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy 10 Points Dispense of the boy.
Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/19 (65/430 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Credits Guy Unlocked 5/2/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Beholder 10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
King Slime 10 Points Slay the giant slime.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chaos Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/460 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/24/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

I wanna be the flash game

Only a scratch Unlocked 6/13/10
5 Points
Die 50 times
Aliens built him Unlocked 6/13/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I cant take this anymore 5 Points Commit suicide 15 times
Just a flesh wound 10 Points Die 100 times
Ouch that hurts! 10 Points Die 200 times
Time waster 10 Points You could have white teeth by now
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points Die 500 times
AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
Why are you still playing? 50 Points 2 hours of gameplay
Slow down speed racer 100 Points Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
ZERO HERO 100 Points you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Dont look now! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Do a barrel roll Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I win at everything Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/2/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Impotent Unlocked 5/2/09
100 Points
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)